Thursday, June 17, 2004

Post for Fun

This post is just for fun. Ive been bored tonight so i have been taking some tests at Okcupid.com from the guys that made thespark.com. They are cool. I figure i would post my responses from the tests. I'll leave the links for the tests so you can take them sometime if you want too. If you do feel free to leave the results in the comments section if you want too.

1. The WillPower Test

The Thinker
Congratulations! You scored 58!


Good for you. You have a brain. You most likely think through any ideas that come your way. People often think you are indecisive, while you are actually looking at all the angles. Once you've found something watertight you'll argue until you're blue in the face. You're probably intelligent but you'll find some people get really annoyed by you because you stand up to them. Lightening up a little probably wouldnt hurt you though. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3691702205403181263


2. The OkCupid Test

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships

3. What Kind of Sex Freak are you Test?

Amature porn
Congratulations! You scored 22%!


If you would be in a porn movie, you would be in an amauture porno. You've done a few things, but not everything. Still in a position to be bossed around in bed. Your toys are well hidden.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9283527565102482607

4. The Alcoholism Test

The Buzz Hunter

Your alcoholism index is 58%

Just shy of having a problem, you are The Buzz Hunter. Either you drink a little bit a lot of the time, or a lotta bit a little of the time. And you love getting trashed, but mainly it's a social thing. So you don't have an addiction that we know of. You should watch yourself, however. Many of your kind calm down from hunting buzz in their later years -- only to hunt other shit like crack or children. Walk the line. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=7846640623433947945


5. The are you Horny Enough Test?

You Naughty Thing
Well look at that... you scored a 54%


Hell yeah! Get your hand out of your pants and write me an email. After you do that, you can put your hand back in there.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12733412483907995028


6. The Superhero Test

The All-American
Faster than a sppeding Bullet! You scored 50%!


Wowee kid! You are Superman! You are the hand-to-hand combat, completly adored superhero. So, take a little time to bask in all your glory...trust me, that person you saved last night....wants to thank you....on a very personal level. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16359173892780727201


7. The What Greek God are You Test

Dionysis
Gods! You scored 49!


You are most like the God Dionysis! Dionysis is the god of wine, intoxication and creative ecstacy. In short, a party god! He was often having drunken orgies with both men and women, as well as with helpless maidens his centaurs would carry off for him. he had a large following of women who had fallen into a frenzy or "mania". These women were taken by a madness that compelled them to run around in a craze and often times become violent. Many of these frenzied outbursts had a strong sexual content. Just don't forget while having all this fun that there is more to life than getting off!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3111589456939550352

8. The Rock Test

Rock Supremo
You're 61% rock and roll!


Congrats! You're pretty much rock and roll. There's nothing better than going at on a Saturday night and skanking with your friends in the pit. Then again, you'd probably prefer to sit at home with a roll up and listen to Pink Floyd. Either way, you are cool and you have your own unique style and lots of different music tastes. The only thing that lets you down is your secret love for Britney Spears music and The Darkness. But don't worry, as long as you keep it a secret, I wont judge! You rock! http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=545267229188227629


9. The movie Tastes, Part 1 Test

The Man's Man
Congratulations! You scored 36!


Welcome to the mens club sir. You love action flicks, but not to the point that you will deny yourself a second date over it. You are laid by more separate women than the other masculine categories. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1969739692631251688

Alright thats all for now. I would say that most of them are accurate. Let me know what you think. I will actually make a real post in the next couple days about a couple things, til then enjoy the tests.

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Thursday, June 10, 2004

Fuck the State!!!!

The fucking state decided to yet again fuck me. Thats right ladies and gentleman. I have been the states bitch not once, but twice now. Last year i was told i was getting a raise from 7.15 an hour to 10.65 an hour. So i was happy. I did the job they asked me to do for the pay. Then i get my check after i am done for the year. And what happend. No raise. So i ask about it. Thats right they gave me the raise one day after they could. They cant make changes after july31. i got the raise on August 1st. Thats right. One day. And i got fucked. I was ready to not come back this summer. But with the promise of the ranger position i decided to say fuck it and go back. So i get back. My boss tells me i had the position. Then greg the one who does the highering tells me i got the job. They give me the uniform. I start doing the job for a week. Then i get notice today. That nope i cant be a ranger anymore. They will give me a different title with like 2 bucks less an hour, and they still want me to do the ranger job however. They want to see if i will do a job for cheaper. Fuck them! Its not like im dying to be a ranger. I took the positon for the same reason anyone takes a promotion. Because of the pay increase. Not because i love getting yelled at by campers and not because im know i look damn good in the uniform. Its because, i want money. Im human. I have monetary needs. So what am i going to do? Thats easy. Make waves. Lots of them. You bet your ass im gonna fucking call there and me and one of those bosses are gonna be playing 20 fucking questions. Why kind of questions? How about how is someone who is younger then me, has one year in a state park when i was told last year i needed to have atleast 2 under my belt. And the kicker is its not just me, It kyle too. Both of us were told we would get it. We both have been their longer then keith. He started there this year. He is younger then us, is a music major and he get the ranger positon? Dont get me wrong. I dont want him to lose his job, but if me and kyle dont get it, he definatly shouldnt. So im gonna ask about it. I know the answer. We all do, just no one wants to say it. Its his father. He is a higher up in the DEC. Well my friend. I told my dad about it today. He was going to call his friend. Assemblyman Ortloft. The head of the environmental agency. Thats right ladies and gentleman. Daddy has connections. Thats one joy of having your dad be a politician since you were born. My brother never wanted to have dad call in favors. Fuck that, my dad wont need them. And i do. So lets call them in!

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Sunday, June 06, 2004

Long time

Well its been a long time almost a month since my last post. Well i wont say that ive been busy because i really havent, ive been in tupper the last couple of weeks and anyone who has been here understands busy cant be in your vocabulary. Its just that I havent had much to say about anything recently. Which is actually a good thing. Means my mind is finally starting to go back to the way it was. To caring about nothing. Anyways. I got my ranger job at fish creek this summer. Its going to be great. Ive been working since wensday and ive enjoyed everyday. The people i work with are great. They all love to joke around and have fun which makes it a great place to work. And since i get along with everyone its good. Im happy that almost everyone came back this year. So many people to joke around with my cocky asshole way. Its fun. And it has done exactly what i had hoped when the end of the semster was comming. It helped me get over the problem i was having at the end of the semester, which im sure most of you that read this blog know what im talking about.

So i decided to quit smoking. Been a week now. I know a week is no big thing. But i know i can do it. I mean i know most of my friends at school arent keen on people smoking. And frankly i have felt things latley that tells me i need to stop. I mean when its difficult to breath everytime you lay down to sleep, and when you get stabbing pains around the heart daily, its a sign that your destroying yourself. And i figured that i should probably stop smoking. So i did, Cold turkey. Just decided not to buy another pack after i ran out. Its hard sure. I mean the first couple days afterwards i started having horrible headaches, so i took tylonal and stuff for them and try to pass it by. But i still have cravings. I mean everyday there are times where im like jesus i could use a cigarrete, but i dont. Its willpower. And as ive told some people i tend to think i have very strong willpower. And i have given examples before, so most of you probably understand what i am talking about. I wont lose this battle. I cant...

There is a problem however. Today when i woke up i was very depressed. I dont know why. I mean i havent been bad off since i got home. Bored sure, lonley? yup. But depressed? nope. Not til today. And i am dying for a cigerette, its times like this where i rememeber why i smoked. To get past the hard parts. To make everything calm, and then move on. But i wont allow myself to. I will get through today the old fashioned way. By just letting myself get down. Letting myself get depressed and saying it will go away tommorow. Which it should hopefully. I think i know what did it. But i was fine when it happend yesterday, so i dont see how. But as is normal at work people discuss events of the past school year. So i told some of my co workers about some stuff of the last year a couple days ago. and last night brought in The box that was made for me with pictures from over the year. And i was fine last night when they were looking at them and telling me things. But then i looked at one certain picture and i just stopped talkin for a few mins with everyone. But then i was fine again joking around being an asshole with the girls. Then i got home last night and was a little down but i brushed it off as being tired. So i went to bed. Got up today feeling worse, and i knew i was in trouble today. But, you know what? Fuck it! I wont let it get to me anymore. Its over, done with. Why feel sorry and sad about something you had no controll over? Thats the real thing. So i cant, i wont allow myself too. Next sunday im going to oswego, see bryan, lyndsay and mary. Drop some stuff of to the house as well. Maybe see Chronicals of riddick. I miss my friends. They are great and i love them all. And on that note later all. I will post again soon, promise.

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